Hot girl complex

Dear girl I saw at the bar on Friday,

Let me start by saying that yes, you are a decent looking woman. You were dressed well. Not slutty at all, but still very cute and fun. You also have a nice body and a pretty face. But the hot girl attitude has to go. Even though we never spoke, I over heard you talking to some of your friends. Sweetheart, you are not Brooklyn Decker. You look like almost every other "Charleston girl" I've seen since I've lived here. You are a good looking woman though, I'm not denying that at all. I'd be more that stoked if you paid me some attention. But your attitude was just a little too much. I appreciate swagger. I have some of my own. But I also don't think nearly as highly of myself as you seemed to evaluate yourself. I'm not trying to be an asshole, that's why I didn't call you out on it. But do us all a favor, take it down a notch. Maybe then Brian will call you next time. I bet he likes you like you think he does, but the attitude is a bit much.

Warmest regards,

Normal guy who wasn't trying to eavesdrop but couldn't help it.