We all do it. It's awesome. Now, I won't ignore a conversation I'm having over lunch to just stare at people and judge them but it's something fun to do. Just a couple of observations John and I made while drinking in Savannah over the weekend.
If the girl you are bringing out is wearing a dress (and a nice dress at that) you, as a man, need to do better than you did. Nike Shox, jeans, a polo shirt that is a ridiculous color and a backwards cap isn't going to cut it. And nothing matched either. At least put some effort in. She obviously did.
Baseball hats are not crowns. So when you're wearing one, it should be on your head. Not just resting on a small portion of your head. And I think most of us agree that the brim of the hat should either face forward or backwards. I'm not going to take points away if you wear it slightly askew but let's not get ridiculous.
I have tattoos. I'll answer any questions you might have about tattoos. But I was also raised by a very sweet and caring woman and a firm father. I have manners. Please do a little better trying to hide the fact that you're shocked when I say please and thank you.
If you are dressed in such a way that half of your ass or most of your chest is on display, don't give me the dirty look for checking you out. I'm pretty discreet but come on! You came out to a bar full of military guys on a Saturday evening. They're drinking, you knew what you were getting into. Stop acting so surprised.
That's all I can remember for the minute. I know there was more, I'll add to the list whenever I think of them.
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